ABSENTEE LETTERS ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOL
TEACHERS FROM THE PARENTS OF THEIR STUDENTS

  1. Dear school: Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33.
  2. Please excused Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
  3. I had to keep billie home because she ad to go Christmas shopping because I didnt know what size she ware.
  4. Please excuse Johnny from being. It was his fathers fault.
  5. Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by close veins.
  6. Chris will not be in school cuz he has a acre in his side.
  7. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
  8. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.
  9. Lillie was absent yesterday because she had a going over.
  10. My son is under the doctors care and should not take fisical ed. Please execute.
  11. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
  12. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.
  13. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell of a tree and misplaced her hip.
  14. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
  15. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upsent stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.
  16. please excuse Blanche from jim today. She in administrating.
  17. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.. he had diah diahahh dyah... the shits.
  18. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
  19. Ralph was absent yesterday becuase of a sore trout.
  20. Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
  21. Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
  22. Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday, because he had the fuel.

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